Klara AI Beta Drops Next Week đź–¤
Hey, inner circle. It’s Rick. No fluff. No hype. Just the truth.
Beta is live next Tuesday.
You’ll see Klara blink, talk, roast, and remember—live. No cloud. No lag. Just her, on your machine, doing what she does best: listening.
Strategic Pivot: Linux Only, Sovereignty First
We’re launching Linux-first, Kubuntu primary.
KDE and Steam OS out the box. GNOME works too!
Why? Because offline is sovereignty.
MacOS and Windows? They’re beautiful cages. Their users don’t care about data leaks—they pay for them.
We’re not building for cages. We’re building for freedom.
850 Units. That’s It.
470 Core (ÂŁ99) | 275 Local Love (ÂŁ129)
When they’re gone, they’re gone.
No restock. No “limited edition” lies.
Why?
UK VAT kicks in at ÂŁ90k.
We’re not feeding the machine.
We’re not selling your data.
We’re not paying tax to a system that spies on you.
This is rebellion in code.
December 1st – On Target
Live Demo next week (Linux/KDE)
Beta opens Tuesday 18th November
Full release: December 1st – £99 forever. No subs. No spies.
Your move:
Sign up now
Get first access. Pick your vibe. Wake her up.
Only 850 will.
Will you?
#OfflineOrDie #KlaraVibes #OwnYourAI